With 5 weeks of rigorous scientific testing and with so many complex results, I figured I would take every sixth week off and write a review about the past 5 weeks. Actually, I was going to do a test this past weekend, but things didn’t work out so now I am making shit up. I know that it seems like I have been slacking for the past 2 weeks, but things were sort of out of my control over the weekend.
My special guest for this weekend was my friend John. The reason I thought this would be an interesting guest to have, is because as long as I have known and drank with John, he almost always never gets a hangover. This shit just blows my mind, because many times he will actually drink more than me and I will be the one throwing up in his parent’s bed and feeling like I am dying for the next 12 hours and he will be the one completely fine the next morning. I know you all have at least that one friend that doesn’t get hangovers, or maybe it is you that doesn’t, but this behavior pisses me off. I know that one day hangovers will be the cause of the end of my drinking days. Maybe it’s a good thing for me, my liver, and my brain that I do get hangovers then.
Friday night I got pretty hammered and I woke up Saturday morning pretty damn hung over. My original plan was to do my hangover cure on Sunday so I thought to myself, let me just get rid of this hangover now with something I know that works, and Sunday I will do my test. I opened up a Sprite can and dumped 2 packets of BC powder into it and chugged it. No lie, not even 2 hours later my hangover is completely gone. I need to seriously write a love note to the people over at BC including dirty talk and nude pictures of myself. I got pretty drunk Saturday night too, enough to where I thought I would have a hangover the next day, but I surprisingly didn’t. I woke up fine with no headache and no nausea. It is probably the first time I have woken up and was pissed that I didn’t have a hangover. The test I was going to do was hilarious, so I will try it again this weekend.
I think for only doing 5 tests, having 2 cures is a pretty damn good turnout. Also, not only do I have a cure for everyone for weekends (Hair of the dog), but I have one for the week during those work days (BC Mist). Just because I have some cures for myself doesn’t necessarily mean they will work for you. You will have to try them out and see for yourself. I think The Water Guzzle would be worth trying if you don’t have any more alcohol or any BC powder since I heard it worked for somebody. I do not recommend throwing up to cure a hangover and I sure as hell don’t recommend the Chaser Pills. The Hangover Chronicles are by no means over; this is just a review of the past 5 weeks. See you next week for a ridiculous test.